'Stormzy - not the weather': Surrey police share hilarious list of youth slang translations

Reigate and Banstead Beat shared this "youth language" list on its Facebook page
Reigate and Banstead Beat/Facebook
James Morris10 September 2018
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Police in Surrey have shared a hilarious list of youth slang translations – making clear Stormzy is “not the weather”.

Surrey Police’s officers for Reigate and Banstead jokingly shared the list on Facebook as part of “youth language training” to help them engage with younger residents.

It clarifies that Stormzy is not bad weather, but in fact the superstar grime artist from nearby Croydon.

Other terms on the list include “beef ting fam” (starting an argument), peng (good or attractive) and GOAT (greatest of all time).

One of the force’s followers, Daryn Yeats, questioned the definition of “wagwan” (greeting; “hello, how are you?”).

But the Reigate and Banstead officers came back fighting: “Indeed. But that in itself translates to a greeting. "Wagwan?....Reet bruv" = "Hello how are you today?.....I am very well Thank you squire."

Stormzy: 'Not the weather' (Tabatha Fireman/Getty )
Tabatha Fireman/Getty

The list was originally posted by PC “Ste” Rotherham, who works for Lancashire Police.

He tweeted: “Spotted at a police station somewhere on the Fylde coast. Never have I ever laughed so hard.

“Would genuinely be lost in a conversation with youth today.”

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